Truck Norris
Truck Norris does not want an introduction – it is just Truck Norris. It began over at the International Full Size Jeep Assoc. forums – where a man posted one photo of his J-10 pickup – in the middle of a snowy lot. Yet, the vehicle is completely uncovered. Truck Norris’ owner did not scrap or dust the snow off of the ’86 Jeep pickup – because Truck Norris decided it did not want snow to touch it.
And thus began a slew of ‘Chuck Norri’ type puns:
Truck Norris doesn’t come equipped with 4-Wheel Drive. 4-Wheel Drive comes equipped with Truck Norris.
Truck Norris doesn’t crawl over boulders…He just stares at them until they crawl under him.
Truck Norris doesn’t need oil. It just drives back in time and eats dinosaurs.
The only thing that can be hauled by Truck Norris is pain.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Truck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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